First there was the mad cow disease.
Next it was the bird flu.
Now it’s the

swine flu. If you know what’s good for you this is the thing to fear now. It’s trendy to be afraid to catch this kind of flu.

The media is here, fueling the panic and general fear that we’re all gonna die. Here is a shocking truth: we’re all gonna die anyway. Not by the flu, in case you’re wondering.
People going mad. Stocking up supplies. Running around in circles. C’mon.
You know what’s the most wanted item these days? Face masks. They are the hot new thing that sells out within our at the “promotion participating” stores. Get your N95 while stock lasts.

I have two questions:
- Why is it called ‘swine flu’? Why not pig flu? Is swine more cool?
- What is the next big flu that will hit us when this ‘swine flu’ crap is over? I’m voting with either the feline flu (from cats, hahaha) , or the canine flu Imagine the drama of pet owners. Meow.

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