Nowadays people in US are, more than ever, allergic to immigrants. The ones who come to their country and steal wages and opportunities from them (as a side note for the total retards, if you’re not Native-American someone in your family has been an immigrant) (as side note number two: it’s called natural selection, survival of the fittest, etc.)

Anyway, getting back to the subject, here is a hilarious opinion from a self proclaimed “Mexican-American” who has the solution to the immigation issue [from here]:

As a Mexican-American, I’ve lived in St. Louis for about 17 years and have seen a substantial influx of my brethren. Nevertheless, I’m for border security—against the no-good, godless Canadians. I hate Canadians! Funny accents and cold weather—ha! Why is America not closing the Canadian border? Those bunch of hockey-playin’, maple syrup-eatin’ hijos de putas should take responsibility for the atrocities they have committed against good, God-fearin’ American folks—Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette, among others. Where does the humanity begin and hopelessness end? I expect that the Canadian-American War may begin at any moment, and I can hardly wait to bitch-slap a non-O-pronouncin’ mawfucka.

The “brilliant” solution is to close the border with Canada. Who would have though of that. It genius. I would hand this genius other problems , like for example world hunger, the war in the middle east or the economic crisis we’re in. He would solve them in a snap. Oh wait… he is solving the crisis by closing the border. Genius.

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