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Fantastic Mr. Fox

Mircea — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:45:43 +0000

First, watch the trailer here: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2620588569/

Now that you saw the trailer, couple of questions:

How can your life be fantastic if your neighbors are not fantastic? I mean, something being fantastic basically means that it is perfect. If something disturbs this, it’s not fantastic.

Another thing, if Mr. Fox’s life is fantastic, why do they feel the need to also mention that his wife is fantastic? If his wife was not fantastic, would they even dare mention something about his fantastic life?

Last, but not least, he’s called Fantastic Mr. Fox right? Could he be fantastic without a fantastic life?

Conclusion: A trailer full of redundancies and contradictions. He might be fantastic, but the trailer to the movie sure isn’t.

The Office 2 way petting zoo

Mircea — Sun, 10 May 2009 04:32:41 +0000

I have never found “The Office” a funny TV series.
The situations in this TV show are a light version of what happens in real life, and although they are funny on their own, once you relate to your situations it’s not funny anymore.

And, because each rule has an exception, here is a hilarious quote. I am having trouble stopping laughing each time I think about it.

Charles: What is a two way petting zoo?
Jim: You pet the animals, they pet you back.

To put this in context, they are organizing a party for the current boss (15 years of service) when the new boss (the boss’s boss) comes in and ask what are the ideas they have come up with.

Maybe it’s hilarious because I have never seen this in real live (at least not yet )

See full episode on hulu, while is up there: http://www.hulu.com/watch/63575/the-office-new-boss

Democracy

Mircea — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:11:01 +0000

We’ve talked about the right to vote and how this is regarded in the US [fundamental right/the chance to choose bla bla bla].

Here is a funny quote from American Dad:

Francine: I don’t vote. It’s just so confusing. I go into the booth, pull the curtain and count to ten. Then I come out, yell “Democracy!” and run to my car.

Here is the full episode [as long as it will be up on hulu]

P.S. Muhahaha

funny quote – Monsters vs Aliens

Mircea — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:29:53 +0000

The quote is from the movie Monsters vs Aliens and it’s probably one of the few things I’ll remeber about this film. In the movie Earth is attacked by a couple of aliens. One of the proposed solutions to stop the invasion: “Let’s give them all green cards and make them proud to be Americans!“. This would have been the most American and direct way of solving the problem.

Apart from that and the fact that the movie was in 3D I don’t think there is something else to mention about this movie. Too bad all the funny moments were already in the trailer and you could hardly be surprised by them. A good educating movie if you’re under 5.

2 funny quotes

Mircea — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:11:50 +0000

Quotes are from 2 movies and are simply hillarious.

1) From Yes Man, a movie with Jim Carey (not a :

CIA Officer: Now there’s another ‘Carl’ we knew, and we weren’t too fond of him, his name was ‘Marx’.

Nobody except us laughed at this joked it the whole teather… I wonder why?

And it was a loud laught… mwuhaha.

My opinion is that the name of the main character was chosen for this joke only.

2) From Confessions of a Shopaholic [title says it all]

Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

Muhahaha… Twisted sense of humor here

Besides that movie is the perfect story as you can make it in life just because you’re special. You and everyone else.