Browsing the archives for the quotes tag

The Office 2 way petting zoo

I have never found “The Office” a funny TV series. The situations in this TV show are a light version of what happens in real life, and although they are funny on their own, once you relate to your situations it’s not funny anymore. And, because each rule has an exception, here is a hilarious [...]

Democracy

We’ve talked about the right to vote and how this is regarded in the US [fundamental right/the chance to choose bla bla bla]. Here is a funny quote from American Dad: Francine: I don’t vote. It’s just so confusing. I go into the booth, pull the curtain and count to ten. Then I come out, [...]

funny quote – Monsters vs Aliens

The quote is from the movie Monsters vs Aliens and it’s probably one of the few things I’ll remeber about this film. In the movie Earth is attacked by a couple of aliens. One of the proposed solutions to stop the invasion: “Let’s give them all green cards and make them proud to be Americans!“. [...]

2 funny quotes

Quotes are from 2 movies and are simply hillarious. 1) From Yes Man, a movie with Jim Carey (not a : CIA Officer: Now there’s another ‘Carl’ we knew, and we weren’t too fond of him, his name was ‘Marx’. Nobody except us laughed at this joked it the whole teather… I wonder why? And [...]

profit from non-American labor / funny quote

Hilarious Family Guy quote from episode Padre de Familia [Season: 6 Episode: 6] I think Fouad is an illegal immigrant, and I cannot stand by while he steals wages and opportunities from citizens. I mean, this is an American company! You don’t see Nike or Microsoft or General Motors or Ford or Boeing or Coca-Cola [...]